Want to get the scoop on what's going on, kiddies?
Well, cast your ghoulish gaze into my crystal ball and we'll take a loathsome look into the fearful future...
How far in the future? ...Far enough for this!

As most of you fiends know, we have been hard at work down in the lab at Maui Soco Studios recording our new record.
Recording has been such a scream that we have taken the time to record the song "Dolemite" for the upcoming Groovie Ghoulies Tribute comp on KAMIKAZE RECORDS.

We have also set up this insane Easter sale just for you!!! This sale is only online at TheIndependents.net!

In other exciting news...Diablocast.com will be doing a special salute to us on episode 5! So don't forget to check it out and tell old Meatwhistle we said, DIE!!

Over the years, many of you have asked us who prints our Tshirts, Stickers, Patches and Buttons.
Well, this is no skeleton in our closet...Willy B's Tees does and they can do the same for you!!!
Contact Willy B at www. myspace. com/willybstees for the best quality and prices in printing! No bones about it.

Some of you friendly fiendies are tired of your present humdrum existence? ...like a little change?
Then get off your ass and come to the party!!!
Here are the dates!

March
Fri 14) N.Myrtle Beach,SC Wimpy's (C)
Sat 15) Jacksonville,NC Sharp Shooters (C)

Tue 18)Chattanooga,TN JJ Bohemia (C)
Wed 19) Dinner w/ Jerry Reed
Thur 20)Nashville,TN The Muse (C)
Fri 21) Middletown,OH The Iron City Bar (C) 18+
Sat 22)Cincinnati,OH The Poison Room (C)
Sun 23)Evansville,IN LanHuks (C)
Mon 24) St Louis,Mo The Bluebird (C)
Tue 25)Chicago,IL Reggies (C)
Wed 26)FT Wayne,IN The Brass Rail (C)
Thur 27)Cleveland, OH Peabody's (C)
Fri 28) Dayton,OH The Nite Owl (C)
Sat 29)Indianapolis The Underground (C)
Sun 30) Columbus,OH High 5 (C)

April
Fri 4) Spartanburge,SC Ground Zero (C)

Thur 10) FT Pierce,FL Stage East (C)
Fri 11) Tampa,FL The Crow Bar (C)
Sat 12) Sarasota,FL Past Times Pub (C)
Sun 13)Winter Park, FL TheHaven Lounge (C)
mon 14)FT Walton,FL Coasters (C)
Tue 15) New Orleans,LA Hi Lo w/ Smuteye (C)
Wed 16) Houston,TX Rud Yards (C)
Thur 17) San Antonio,TX Rock Bottom (C)
Fri 18) Austin,TX Room 710 (C)
Sat 19) Dallas,TX, Double Wide w/ Ghoultown (C)
Sun 20) Oklahoma City,OK The Conservatory (C)

MORE DATES ARE BEING BOOKED NOW!!!
Serious offers please contact Chris at Black Hawk Booking! (in our top 8 friends on myspace)